Winter

This is how I feel in Winter too...

Honest and Objective

I have to confess, I've got absolutely no idea why I wrote 'honest and objective' on that page in isolation from any other words? Never mind, here's a picture of a bloke posing on a rocky outcrop

One Legged Zombie Alert

Todays contribution is a guest doodle from a colleague - it's only a bloody one legged zombie on the hunt for brains! You're right to be afraid...

Bearded Man Chasing a Mouse

Not only do you get a bearded man chasing a mouse today, you also get a bonus worried bystander, looking out for the chasee's safety. If that weren't enough, you also get a couple of Myers Briggs type indicator profiles spelled out. I spoil you, I really do.

French man, denying any responsibility for a forest fire

Catchy title I'm sure you'll agree. A stereotypical French man pretends he has nothing to do with the inferno raging behind him, dismissing it with a gallic shrug. This was done on a different medium - napkin - and in a different venue - pub - than the rest of the doodles currently on this site. I'm expanding my horizons clearly.

Dr Zoidberg's Cousin?

This blog seems to be getting a bit squid heavy (not many sites can say that), but I thought this dude looked a bit like Dr Zoidberg from Futurama:

For those that aren't acquainted with Dr Zoidberg, he looks like this:

Half Man, Half Octopus

I know that he can't be an octopus technically as he only has six legs, but I don't know if there is a specific name for octopus-like creature with six legs. Maybe it's an insect? Witty caption included with this bad boy.

***Update - apparently this is called a hexapus. It could be my new favourite animal.***

Chelsea fan with the mouth of a Squid

Now there's a sentence you don't hear everyday. Or ever. This one was a special commission for Mike W, done in purple sharpie. Unfortunately I folded it to fit it in my pocket, I hope this doesn't ruin the value of it.

  

Even numbers

I can't think of anything to describe this so I'm just going to call it "even numbers". It sounds arty that way I think. I'm a real Rembrandt me.

How to Perform the Crane Kick from Karate Kid

It's quite a simple manoeuvre when you boil it down to it's most simple elements. Starting stance, then kick in the head.

Eastern European Looking Dude

This dude looks faintly Eastern European, a bit like a bad guy out of a Rocky or James Bond film.

Man with a yellow scream

This image depicts a particularly Tim Burton-esque nightmare. In PHP.

Man talking to fish

This doodle clearly shows an Emo kid having a chat with a Rainbow Trout. The trout is probably carping on a bit.

Circleman, standing atop a mountain

His name sounds like a superhero, but Circleman is no such thing. He's just adept at climbing mountains...